God sees them and touched by their love sends down an Angel. The Angel waves his hand and the statues become alive. The angel says." God has granted you 30 minutes of life to do with what you will."
The two immediately run into the bushes where there is rustling and laughter. Fifteen minutes later they emerge holding hands and smiling.
The Angel says,"I don't mean to tell you what to do but you still have another fifteen minutes."
One lover looks at the other and exclaims, "Good! This time you hold down the pigeon and I'll shit on it's head!"
The two immediately run into the bushes where there is rustling and laughter. Fifteen minutes later they emerge holding hands and smiling.
The Angel says,"I don't mean to tell you what to do but you still have another fifteen minutes."
One lover looks at the other and exclaims, "Good! This time you hold down the pigeon and I'll shit on it's head!"
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