With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.
Because the prices are so good you are practically stealing.

A grasshopper walk into a bar.

JokesPosted by Ih8te
The bartender says, "Hey, I've got a drink named after you!"

The grasshopper replies, "You've got a drink named Bob?"
... a liter of the country.
It de-Pence on who you ask.

I shot the dog.

JokesPosted by Let.me.show.you
A woman pregnant with triplets is walking down the street when a
masked robber runs out the bank and shoots her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies are okay. The surgeon decides to leave the bullets in because it's too risky to operate.

All is fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walks into the room in tears. "What's wrong?" asks the mother.

"I was having a pee and this bullet came out" replies the daughter. The mother tells her it's okay and explains what happened 16 years ago. About a week later the second daughter walks in to the room in tears.

"Mom, I was having a pee and this bullet came out". Again the mother tells her not to worry and explains what happened 16 years ago. A week later the boy walks into the room in tears.

"It's okay" says the mom, "I know what happened, you were having a pee and a bullet came out."

"No," says the boy, "I was jerking off and I shot the dog."

Ebay is great!

JokesPosted by Instagaramsuxxx
I just ordered a chicken and an egg. We shall see what one comes first.
They met a few jaundice patients. Chris Martin said 'It was great. They were all yellow'
Female

Male

And mental illness
It tastes herbal.
No one knows why, but it's clear he has a loco motive.
One guy looks over at the other-
"Man, This water is Cold!

"Yeah...It's deep, Too-
A SURprise party!!

How does Moses make tea?

JokesPosted by K.Dilkington
Hebrews it :D
So a guy walks into a bar.... Where does he go next?



The hospital.



Why does he go to the hospital?



For Alcohol poisoning
Because He force-jokes
Asked how she was able to bear the pain for so long, she replied, "it was pretty tame compared to living in Florida."
One's a fat, ugly, disturbing waste of money.

The other's married to a bearded lady.
A librarian is working away at her desk when she notices that a chicken has come into the library and is patiently waiting in front of the desk. When the chicken sees that it has the librarian's attention, it squawks, "Book, book, book, BOOK!"

The librarian complies, putting a couple of books down in front of the chicken. The chicken quickly grabs them and disappears.

The next day, the librarian is again disturbed by the same chicken, who puts the previous day's pile of books down on the desk and again squawks, "Book, book, book, BOOK!"

The librarian shakes her head, wondering what the chicken is doing with these books, but eventually finds some more books for the chicken. The chicken disappears.

The next day, the librarian is once again disturbed by the chicken, who squawks (in a rather irritated fashioon, it seems), "Book, book, book, BOOK!" By now, the librarian's curiosity has gotten the better of her, so she gets a pile of books for the chicken, and follows the bird when it leaves the library. She follows it through the parking lot, down the street for several blocks, and finally into a large park. The chicken disappears into a small grove of trees, and the librarian follows. On the other side of the trees is a small marsh. The chicken has stopped on the side of the marsh. The librarian, now really curious, hurries over and sees that there is a small frog next to the chicken, examining each book, one at a time. The librarian comes within earshot just in time to hear the frog saying, "Read it, read it, read it..."
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