Being curious, the bartender walks over to the old man and asks, “Hey pal, why the long face?”
The old man looks at him and points out the window, “See that dock out there? I built that dock with my own two hands, plank by plank, nail by nail, but do they call me Simon the dockbuilder? No,no."
The old man continued, “And see that ship out there? I’ve been fishing these waters for going on thirty-five years! but do they call me Simon the fisherman?
No...
No...
But you fuck ONE goat...”
The old man looks at him and points out the window, “See that dock out there? I built that dock with my own two hands, plank by plank, nail by nail, but do they call me Simon the dockbuilder? No,no."
The old man continued, “And see that ship out there? I’ve been fishing these waters for going on thirty-five years! but do they call me Simon the fisherman?
No...
No...
But you fuck ONE goat...”
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