and on the brink of death, they desperately pray to God for help. Suddenly, the skies open up, and a booming voice comes down from the heavens.
"I will do this for you three men: Run up that sand dune in front of you, and when you reach the top, yell out something you want to turn into, and it shall be so."
The first man thinks, and decides that a desert animal would be best.
He runs up the hill and yells "Camel!" It was so, and he began trekking across the desert.
The second man thinks that the first man was a fool for picking something so slow, and decides on something faster. He runs up the hill and yells "Jeep!" It was so, and he began driving up and down dunes.
The third man thinks that the second man would never make it all the way across on one tank of gas, so he decides on a helicopter to fly him to safety. He ran up the dune, and as he was about to reach the top, he tripped on a rock and yelled "Shit!"
And it was so.
"I will do this for you three men: Run up that sand dune in front of you, and when you reach the top, yell out something you want to turn into, and it shall be so."
The first man thinks, and decides that a desert animal would be best.
He runs up the hill and yells "Camel!" It was so, and he began trekking across the desert.
The second man thinks that the first man was a fool for picking something so slow, and decides on something faster. He runs up the hill and yells "Jeep!" It was so, and he began driving up and down dunes.
The third man thinks that the second man would never make it all the way across on one tank of gas, so he decides on a helicopter to fly him to safety. He ran up the dune, and as he was about to reach the top, he tripped on a rock and yelled "Shit!"
And it was so.
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