that beeped every time a lie was told. After he bought it, he decided to try it out at dinner. After the meal was finished, the father asked his son, "Have you done your homework?", and the son said "A little", and the machine beeped. The boy said " Oh okay, I was over at some friends watching a movie". "What movie?" the father asked. "Toy Story". The machine beeped. "Oh okay, Fight Club". The father, obviously angry said "I never even watched a rated R film until I was an adult!". The machine beeped. And the mother said, "Well, he certainly is your son, Paul" and the machine beeped.
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