It turns out they're GREAT guys. We all get along so well and spend the time learning about each other's planets. What's the weather like there, what are sports like here, recipes, ect. Eventually, it comes to where they ask how we go about reproducing and we are of course curious in the Martian way. So the decision is made to have a demonstration (for science) and the Martians are up first.
So a big space is cleared out and a whole bunch of Martians come in there and they stand on each other's heads and touch noses and their eyes change colors and there's loud clanking noises or whatever, and then out pops a little Martian and everyone from Earth is like WOW that's great I hope we got video.
OK so now it's the human's turn, and a willing couple is found and a space is cleared out and the Martians are there with their video cameras and the humans go at it and they end in a big sweaty finish. And the Martians are like WOW that's great how interesting, but tell us, where is the new human?
And the Earthlings say, "Well, I'm sorry, but that takes 9 months"
And the Martians say, "Well then why were they in such a hurry at the end?"
So a big space is cleared out and a whole bunch of Martians come in there and they stand on each other's heads and touch noses and their eyes change colors and there's loud clanking noises or whatever, and then out pops a little Martian and everyone from Earth is like WOW that's great I hope we got video.
OK so now it's the human's turn, and a willing couple is found and a space is cleared out and the Martians are there with their video cameras and the humans go at it and they end in a big sweaty finish. And the Martians are like WOW that's great how interesting, but tell us, where is the new human?
And the Earthlings say, "Well, I'm sorry, but that takes 9 months"
And the Martians say, "Well then why were they in such a hurry at the end?"
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