... and my friend walked up to him and asked what he was doing with it.
He said "Well, this ain't no normal monkey, it's a trick monkey. Want to see a trick?"
"Sure" says my friend.
The man wound back and punched the monkey square in the face. The monkey went sliding down across the entire bar, hit the wall, sprang up and sprinted back to the man, unzipped his pants and started to give him a blowjob.
The monkey went at it for a good long while, but when the man finally finished, he turned to my friend and said "Well, what do you think about that? Want to give it a try?"
My friend, hesitant at first, replied "Well, sure... but do you have to punch me?"
He said "Well, this ain't no normal monkey, it's a trick monkey. Want to see a trick?"
"Sure" says my friend.
The man wound back and punched the monkey square in the face. The monkey went sliding down across the entire bar, hit the wall, sprang up and sprinted back to the man, unzipped his pants and started to give him a blowjob.
The monkey went at it for a good long while, but when the man finally finished, he turned to my friend and said "Well, what do you think about that? Want to give it a try?"
My friend, hesitant at first, replied "Well, sure... but do you have to punch me?"
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