An explorer in the jungle was captured by natives. The chief approached and said, "I'm going to give you a choice."
Immediately the explorer started stabbing himself with a fork and cramming blueberries up his ass. "Fuck your canoe!" he cried, "and I'm full of blueberries so there's no room for pineapples or unga-bunga!"
The chief smiled, and said, "I was going to ask what you want to eat, but I like the way you think."
Then they prepared a delicious feast of vegetables in wheelchairs, which they ate before it was cool.
Immediately the explorer started stabbing himself with a fork and cramming blueberries up his ass. "Fuck your canoe!" he cried, "and I'm full of blueberries so there's no room for pineapples or unga-bunga!"
The chief smiled, and said, "I was going to ask what you want to eat, but I like the way you think."
Then they prepared a delicious feast of vegetables in wheelchairs, which they ate before it was cool.
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