Hands over a 1000 yuan and the cashier gives him 50 pounds in return. Next day Chinese guy goes into the same bank hands over 1000 yuan and this time the cashier gives him 45 pounds in exchange. Chinese man asks "Why 50 pounds yesterday and onry 45 today?" Cashier replires "fluctuations" Chinese guy says " Well fluck you Blitish too!"
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