He picks up and rubs the lamp, and a genie pops out to give him one wish.
**Genie**: Hello my friend, I am a genie that will grant you one wish
**Man**: Well, I've never been to Hawaii because I'm deathly afraid of flying. But I like to drive. I wish for a bridge and highway from LA to Hawaii.
**Genie**: Are you crazy! Do you know the logistics that would go into that? The mileage? The ocean is thousands of feet deep. You need to pick a wish that I can actually grant.
**Man**: Damn G you suck. Ok, I wish to be able to understand everything about women.
**Genie**: Do you want that bridge 1 lane or 2?
**Genie**: Hello my friend, I am a genie that will grant you one wish
**Man**: Well, I've never been to Hawaii because I'm deathly afraid of flying. But I like to drive. I wish for a bridge and highway from LA to Hawaii.
**Genie**: Are you crazy! Do you know the logistics that would go into that? The mileage? The ocean is thousands of feet deep. You need to pick a wish that I can actually grant.
**Man**: Damn G you suck. Ok, I wish to be able to understand everything about women.
**Genie**: Do you want that bridge 1 lane or 2?
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