A guy walks into a bar.

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The bartender says to him : "You seem like an experienced person who has traveled a lot. What about a bet? If you can make my horse laugh, something that no one has ever do before, you win, if you fail, I do. "

The man agreed and succeeded in making the horse laugh.

The bartender says to the man : " You may have made the horse laugh, but you certainly won't make it cry. Want to bet? "

The mab agreed and succeeded in making the horse cry.

The bartender, curious, says :" I can't help myself but ask, how did you make the horse laugh, then cry? "

The man says :" It's simple ;the first time I told him my penis was bigger than his. The second time i showed him. "

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